Is This Your Soul Mate?
By Amanda May
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Anywho – basically what she’s saying is you should know a person BEFORE you jump into bed with them. No? Really? Hmmm… What is this world coming to when you need to know them before you fight over a pillow and an equal share of the covers all night?
Honestly, who could answer such a question honestly? Maybe the question ought to be: “What would you like to do?”
I would like to travel… but you never said anything about anybody giving any extra money, so unless I had a really, really good paying job, well… I guess the only travelling I would be doing would be with my favorite travel agents: Stephen King or Elizabeth Berg. Turn a page and escape to other worlds, other problems, and other adventures.
My most embarrassing moment involves an Oklahoma town gas station's restroom, a string of toilet paper, my pants and a room full of patrons buying gas and waiting for the one, workable restroom… You fill in the blanks. Let’s just say I cannot show my face there anymore…. Or my backside, for that matter.
That I like doing housework and other menial tasks.
That my head is as big as a melon… wait – which melon are you referring? You may be right.
I wonder if my Mom would be willing to re-do the whole thing so I could have my do-over.
Remember – my no-you-ain’ts neighbor done tole me to ‘go back to where I came from… or else.” I still think my Mom would object, don’t you?
Now it’s your turn. Are we “soul mates,” or what?